WHAT HAPPENED?
There’s a TV commercialAbout the lady who’s fallen
And can’t get up
It’s no joke
I’m a macho man
Worked in the garden
Weeded, mowed and mulched
Did I overdo?
I was tired, but I felt good
Little did I know
I’d soon fall
And couldn’t get up.
My balance has been a problem
I was told to use a cane
No, not me, the macho man
Didn’t need a cane
Until Tuesday, the 5th of June
I was running a fever
One hundred two point 5
I was stumbling
Almost falling
It was scary
The doctors ran tests
EKG, blood, urine, chest x-ray
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera
With so much attention
I felt better
My temp was normal
Until later that evening
It was up again
I was stumbling again
Called the doctor
No house calls
So off to the Emerson ER
Previous tests were duplicated
A few more added
No medical conclusions
But the night was not a total loss.
We watched TV from an ER bed
The Boston Celtics Beat the Miami Heat
To lead 3 to 2 in the championship series.
The Celtics could win the series in game 6
With the Celtic’s win
And all the attention at the ER
I felt good.
Had a good night
Wednesday took it easy
Watched the Red Sox
At ten pm
The chills again
Shook all over
Got under the blankets
The shivering stopped
Now here’s where I have to be creative
I don’t remember the sequenceGot up to pee, I think I made it dry
On the way to bed,
Shivered Uncontrollably
Tried to plop into bed
Missed it
Landed on the floor
Couldn’t believe it
Unhurt, but
I couldn’t get up.
Couldn’t get on my knees
Couldn’t push up.
Leona helped to no avail
So I slept on the floor
Thursday morning
No problem
I was OK
I just got up
Spent a restful day
Watched the Celtics routed
Series tied at 3
Wait till game seven
Or till next year.
Check up at the doctor’s office
Maybe a bug
Taking antibiotics
We’ll see.
No more chills
No more stumbling
Feeling better
Game 7
The Celtics lost
Maybe next year
I think I’ll make it
Not sure about the Celtics.